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Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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