forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
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