How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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