You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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