Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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