Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
plz talk dirty to me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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