i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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