i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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