Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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