For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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