There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
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