Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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