Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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