once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
where does the pee come out of this thing
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
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