Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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