one might say we're banned from that church
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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