its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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