school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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