Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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