Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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