I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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