saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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