i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
