if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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