Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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