Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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