is your mom at the bar?
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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