He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Hippo gnu deer
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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