Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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