I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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