ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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