If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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