In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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