I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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