She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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