it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
