All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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