...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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