she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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