I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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