I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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