new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
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