I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
