just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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