if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just pee around me
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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