need another drink. this is the easiest way
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
