I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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