She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
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It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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