is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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