bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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