I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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