yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Ketchup is God's man juice
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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