Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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