happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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