if you like me you must not know who I am
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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