My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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