she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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